Duck Research

At work, I keep a few crackers at my desk.


The reason for this is defence against duck attacks, of course. If a flock of ducks attack the station, who will be safe? Me, that’s who. I just toss the crackers in the floor, the ducks get distracted, and I walk out, no problem.

Then I started to worry. Are these enough crackers? How many ducks could I really distract? How safe Am I really? I wouldn’t be able to sleep until I knew. So I packed up my crackers to do a little real world research. Continue reading “Duck Research”


Duck research begins today

236 Saltines, 104 Club, 86 Melba toast plus many other styles. It all adds up to over 450 crackers. Now to find some ducks…